WHAT THE FUCK!?!
1) Smart water doesn’t work
2) I took a personality test and ummm,,, well it seems that none of them really like me much
4) Called “AA” by mistake, man, they can’t fucking change a tire for shit!
3) FUCK! I can’t count!
5) I don’t like cocaine, but I do
like it’s smell
R) Hmmm, wonder what moths did before the lightbulb was invented
7) SOULMATE /noun/: Soulmate
Satan puts soulmate in his coffee
8) I just saw a man eating ice cream & driving,,, FUCKING sundae drivers!!
9) Fact: Sex is hereditary, if your parents didn’t have it, you won’t have it either
10) How many mimes died because nobody believed they were actually choking?
11) 2:30AM, phone rings: “You sleeping?” *(me): “No ~ I’m FUCKING skydiving!”
Happy Daddy’s Day Daddy
I MISS YOU SO MUCH! I JUST MISS YOU!! I’M SCREAMING TO GOD, TO THE SKY!! I JUST WANT ONE OF YOUR BIG ‘SQUEEZE YA SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE HUGS’, TO HERE YOU SAY *LAUGHING* “YOU WON’T BREAK ME, I’M MADE OF STEEL & STEEL DON’T RUST”! TO HERE YOU SAY “HEYYY,,, LITTLE ONE!!” SCOOPING ME UP WHEN I RUSHED TO YOU COMING THROUGH THE DOOR FROM WORK. Dammit Daddy I miss you! </3
BIG. FUCKING. TRIGGER. WARNING. Ha fucking look at that me all convincing you that I’m that all cool _& Shit, I don’t have a clue, or yeah maybe I do. my life fucking blows! Oh wahh,,, Bleeding air into the wind ain’t nothing good about it anyway. oh but fucking gotcha all fooled, >> look at her all pretentious acting like her life’s together, Shit don’t stink, got answers to everyone’s problems. I hear you thinking! But you didn’t think,,, so look who’s drowning now, you want a handout? a hand. Out??! Watcha crying bout now baby? What baby? Didja hear me? BA BY. BA BY!!? YOU. STILL. HERE?? FUCK YOU! YES. FUCK. YOU!!! Where you taking this Bitch!!! Oh. Sorry. Don’t. Cry. Please. Cmon. 😦
THIS SONG KICKS FUCKING ASS!! LOVE IT!!