ATTENTION VOLATILE FEMMES
now taking orders for the below listed items
* prices will be announced upon orders totaled submitted to manufacturer
(made possible by originator of mascot ~ MORGUETICIA!!). SPECIAL THANKS!!
Sporks dangle pierced earrings
Beautiful spork necklace in sterling silver
Toddler beginner spork, plastic resin for safety
“Goth” spork set
Deluxe size sterling silver spork for those ‘entitled’ that were “born with a silver spork in their mouth”
Several styles of survival & “spork army knives”
(And finally) an “I ❤ SPORKS" 10 oz. dishwasher safe coffee mug
*orders of $5.00 or more free shipping & processing
dianetharp70's Blog 
Ha ha ha! I want one of everything spork related. Unfortunately, about the only thing I can afford is the earrings. My earlobes will be the billboard for the utensil revolution!!!!
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Shit, I can’t afford any of it either! LOL I’m just buzzing off hypomania. You da Sporkmiester! 🙂
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Cute idea!
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Thanks, just (Zondek hung) *Hahaha!!! stupid spell correct* something my goofy mind came up with for S&S
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I’d all those, and a waffle, please!
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You’re in luck! Buy the complete set & receive TWO! YES *TWO* waffles FREE ***ABSOLUTELY FREE PER MONTH – EVERY MONTH for a full YEAR!! {offer restricted to the continental Unhinged} < *spell correct,* United States – Hahaha!!!
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HOLY SHIT! *Does her special Sass Dance*
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