SEPTEMBER 7,2016

Heartbreaking, losing two of our friends, our TRIBE. No words, just pure sadness. Miss you both, you will never leave our hearts. May you finally find your much needed peace,,,,

FEBRUARY 8 2016

ME EXPLAINING WHY I DON’T SOCIALIZE DUE TO MENTAL ILLNESS (For those that are too ______ to understand FIGURE IT OUT)

ME: UMMM, YOU KNOW I HAVE CROHN’S , SO YOU UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES I NEED TO FIND A BATHROOM QUICK & IF I’M OUT & ABOUT I GET ANXIOUS
*FRIEND: DUDE, THAT’S COOL, MAYBE NEXT TIME ~

ME: OMG, I REALLY WANNA HANG, BUT MY R ARTHRITIS IS BAD, I CAN’T GET OUTTA BED. I REALLY HURT!
*FRIEND: FUCK! I’M SORRY, THAT SUX! REALLY, WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO. I KNOW THAT’S PAINFUL,,,

ME: I REALLY WANNA HANG BUT,,, I HAVE MY KIDS THIS WEEKEND.
*FRIEND: OOOH FUCK, YOU CAN’T GET A SITTER? HEY CHICKA, THAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK. MAYBE NEXT WEEK, I’LL CALL YA; WE GOTTA GET TOGETHER SOOOOOON!!

ME: I REALLY WANNA DO THIS WEEKEND BUT MY MEDS ARE FUCKIN UP MY BELLY, CAN’T DRINK, I’M BROKE. I REALLY HATE BEING IN CROWDS (BUT ONCE I GOT A COUPLE IN ME I’M COOL ÁS FUCK!) LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!! I’M I’M I’M (MAKING EXCUSES), I CAN’T COME OUT TONIGHT
*(?) FRIEND: OK, THAT’S COOL. WHATEVER,,,
**NEVER HEAR FROM THAT/ THOSE“FRIEND(S)” AGAIN****
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JUNE 11 2015 VOLATILE FEMMES – NOW TAKING ORDERS

ATTENTION VOLATILE FEMMES

now taking orders for the below listed items

* prices will be announced upon orders totaled submitted to manufacturer
(made possible by originator of mascot ~ MORGUETICIA!!). SPECIAL THANKS!!

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Sporks dangle pierced earrings

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Beautiful spork necklace in sterling silver

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Toddler beginner spork, plastic resin for safety

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“Goth” spork set

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Deluxe size sterling silver spork for those ‘entitled’ that were “born with a silver spork in their mouth”

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Several styles of survival & “spork army knives”

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(And finally) an “I ❤ SPORKS" 10 oz. dishwasher safe coffee mug

*orders of $5.00 or more free shipping & processing